If you’ve heard even a smidgen of news in the past few weeks, you’ve heard how Indiana’s state legislative and executive branches of government managed to take one of the founding principles[1] of our country and turn it into joke worthy of national mockery[2].
Viv Sade mentioned to me all the letters to the editor she was getting from “nuts.” Where do all the nutty people come from, I wondered. That rang a bell, and what follows just flowed forth.
“Governor Pence”
Sung to the tune of “Eleanor Rigby” [3]
Ah, look at all the nutty people
Ah, look at all the nutty people
Governor Pence bars the flowers from the church where a gay wedding’s been
Lives in a dream
Stares at the statehouse, passing the laws that keeps the gays in their place
Surely we can save face?
All the nutty people
Where do they all come from?
All the nutty people
Where do they all belong?
Senator Long writing the amendments to a law that none will obey
No one will yea
Look at him working, doing Freelands bidding when there’s nobody there
What does he care?
All the nutty people
Where do they all come from?
All the nutty people
Where do they all belong?
Governor Pence’s hopes died in the spring and were buried along his campaign
No one was sane
Senator Long wiping the dirt from his hands as he walked from the grave
He still was paid.
All the nutty people (Ah, look at all the nutty people)
Where do they all come from?
All the nutty people (Ah, look at all the nutty people)
Where do they all belong?
1. In case you haven’t heard a smidgen of news, it’s freedom of religion.
2.Yeah, I’m piling on.
3. The original song, in case you really live in a vacuum. YouTube video of Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles
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