Chuck Zumbrun

Tales from Skunk Hill

Grape Pie

My Grandma Zumbrun used to make grape pie, so in a fit of nostalgia and grapes I made one yesterday.

Our grapevine, despite having been savaged by rabbits last produced grapes like crazy this year.

Grapevine
Grapevine

I didn’t expect to get any grapes this year because of the rabbit damage. So I didn’t prune the vines or thin the grapes. We ended up with lots and lots of little grapes.

Bowl of Little Grapes
Bowl of Little Grapes

Debbie glanced at that bowl and asked, “what are you doing with blueberries?” That’s about the size they are.

To make a grape pie you start removing the skins from the grapes. Yes, every one of this little grapes I picked up, pinched it on the end away from the stem, and if everything was right the plup and seed would pop right out.

Peeled Grapes
Peeled Grapes

This made me really wish I’d thinned the grapes so I would have had fewer big plump grapes to skin. It took me about a half hour to skin 4 cups of grapes and by the time I was done there were skins and pulp everywhere and I looked like I’d dispatched a large and very bloody creature with my bare hands.

You cook the pulp briefly and run it through a food mill to remove the seeds. Then you recombine the pulp and the skins. The skins give you the deep purple color and a lot of flavor. Your reward, I guess, for going to the work of skinning all those grapes.

Filled Pie
Filled Pie
Covered Pie
Covered Pie

Into the oven it goes and about 45 minutes later…

Baked Pie
Baked Pie

And after cooling, the splendid result.

Sliced Pie
Sliced Pie

It tastes just like you’d expect, like grape jam. It’s a lot of work, but it makes an unusual and tasty pie for a different sort of treat.

Grape Pie
For 1 8″ pie

Ingredients

About 4 cups of red grapes
Sugar
Cornstarch or flour or tapioca
Salt
Butter
Pie crust

Procedure

Prepare your favorite 2 crust recipe
Peel the grapes by pinching them at the end opposite the stem, put the seeds and pulp in one bowl and the skins in another
Bring the seeds and pulp to boil and simmer for 5 minutes
Allow to cool and then run through a food mill or colander to remove the seeds
Combine the skins and pulp (they can sit for several hours and continue to pick up flavor and color)
Heat your oven to 450
Add sugar to taste to the grapes. My grapes are very tart and I used about a cup of sugar. If your grapes are sweet you may want to add some lemon juice for tartness.
Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
Add 1 to 4 tablespoons of cornstarch (or whatever thickener you like). I used about 3 tablespoons as my grapes were very juicy.
Pour grape mixture into bottom pie crust
Top with dabs of butter if you like
Cover with top crust, seal and crimp and make cuts for venting
Bake 10 minutes at 450 and then turn oven down to 350
Bake another 30 minutes or until bubbling and the crust is golden
Allow to cool several hours at least before slicing.

8 responses to “Grape Pie”

  1. anne Avatar
    anne

    I have a rustic grape tart recipe that rivals my memories of Grandma’s grape pie and since I use seedless grapes, it’s tons easier.

  2. chuck Avatar
    chuck

    Other than the nostalgia factor, I think I’d prefer a rustic grape tart.

    But there’s something about the whole process; picking grapes, plucking the skins from every bleeping one of them, seeding them, stirring the skins back in to make an unworldly colored pulp, adding ridiculous amounts of sugar and cornstarch to make it edible, and scrubbing the seemingly indelible grape stains off of the counter and your hands that makes you, when you take a bite of that pie, think for just a moment that you’re back at Grandma’s at that rickety drop leaf table.

    And that moment makes all that work and mess worth it.

  3. Josh Avatar
    Josh

    So if you do it with seedless grapes would you mash a bit, bring to boil for 5 minutes, simmer, then mash some more? Then cool for awhile to combine and pickup flavor before making the pie? Are they juicy enough that you don’t need to add any water to bring to a boil?

  4. Lana Avatar
    Lana

    Wasn’t grape pie a favorite of Bon’s?

  5. Mom Avatar
    Mom

    Yes, it was/is a favorite of Bon’s.He asked repeatedly for me to make one. I did maybe twice. It is every bit as labor intensive as Chuck wrote. Chuck sent a generous piece home for Bon to eat. And the crust was superb, just the right amount of filling seeped along the edges. Made me feel humble about my efforts. Josh’s idea about seedless grapes is a great idea.

  6. Chuck Avatar
    Chuck

    Josh, I think that would work fine. Just mash a bit first to get a bit of liquid so they don’t scorch, then cook until most of the grapes are popping out of their skins.

    You wouldn’t need to add any water.

  7. Debbie Avatar
    Debbie

    All I can say is the crust was wonderful. I’m not fond of grape pie.

  8. Missy Avatar
    Missy

    Did you serve it with a side of peanut butter? It looks good but I’m not fond of grape anything. I’m impressed with all the work.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *