Chuck Zumbrun

Tales from Skunk Hill

Turkey Time

There’s a flock of wild turkeys that live between my house and the home farm. They were standing in the road this morning.

Approaching Turkeys
Ferocious Turkeys
Stupid Turkeys

I could’ve smacked a turkey with my tire iron and had fresh turkey for lunch. But I just honked my horn at them to get them to move. That didn’t work, they just puffed up and gobbled at me. So I just inched forward until they moved.

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