{"id":950,"date":"2011-02-11T21:04:32","date_gmt":"2011-02-12T01:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=950"},"modified":"2011-02-11T21:04:32","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T01:04:32","slug":"a-tale-of-woe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=950","title":{"rendered":"A Tale of Woe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight we decided to watch our new Netflix DVD.  We popped it in the DVD player and settled down in front of the fire for a good time&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Reading&#8230;. reading&#8230; reading&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I finally popped it out and looked at it and there was a big old crack across the disk.<\/p>\n<p>No worries, there were re-runs of &#8220;The Office&#8221; on channel 55.  So we flipped the TV over to &#8220;TV&#8221;, punched in &#8220;5&#8221; &#8220;5&#8221; &#8220;.&#8221; &#8220;1&#8221; and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Digital signal strength too low&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Man, this here new technology sure is an improvement over VHS tapes and analog TV, isn&#8217;t it?  At least our Internet connection is up so I can gripe about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight we decided to watch our new Netflix DVD. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curmudgeon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}