{"id":6443,"date":"2016-12-18T19:40:58","date_gmt":"2016-12-19T00:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=6443"},"modified":"2016-12-18T19:40:58","modified_gmt":"2016-12-19T00:40:58","slug":"a-book-with-the-in-the-title","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=6443","title":{"rendered":"A Book with &#8220;The&#8221; in the Title"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re sitting around the living room reading on this icy cold Sunday, supposed to hit -12 tonight, and I said to Debbie, &#8220;I finished the Evanovich book, you can have it. I&#8217;m going to read this thing I got at the library called &#8216;Mister Monkey&#8217; next.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Debbie, not looking up from what she was doing, said, &#8220;Oh, the new Francine Prose?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My slack jawed stare must of echoed across the room, because she looked up and said, &#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;How&#8217;d you know that?&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, she writes for the New Yorker,&#8221; Debbie said, as if that was an explanation. <a href=\"#1\">[1]<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A long time ago I remember Debbie telling me about a patron coming into the library and saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m looking for this book, it has &#8220;The&#8221; in the title and the cover&#8217;s blue.&#8221;    And Debbie correctly asked, &#8220;Do you mean &#8216;The Client?&#8217;<a href=\"#2\"> [2]<\/a>&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Debbie&#8217;s been out of the library game for almost 10 years now, but once a librarian, always a librarian I guess.  She has an amazing card catalog of a mind.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 100%; border: 1px solid grey;\"><\/div>\n<p><a name=\"1\">1. <\/a>She later explained, &#8220;When I looked up I saw &#8220;Francine&#8221; on the cover of the book.&#8221;  Which of course explains why any ordinary human would assume it&#8217;s the new Francine Prose book.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"2\">2. <\/a>I don&#8217;t remember exactly what book it was, this was nigh on 20 years ago, but it was a Grisham, and the point being, it wasn&#8217;t the current one, but one several years old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re sitting around the living room reading on this icy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-truth-and-beauty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}