{"id":6159,"date":"2015-11-22T21:17:49","date_gmt":"2015-11-23T02:17:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=6159"},"modified":"2015-11-22T21:17:49","modified_gmt":"2015-11-23T02:17:49","slug":"shortys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=6159","title":{"rendered":"Shorty&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t written about restaurants for a while.  Honestly?  I&#8217;ve been too discouraged and disappointed to write about it.  zumbrun.net is a happy place, I don&#8217;t want to dwell on the negative here.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m talking about, for example, Eddie Merlot&#8217;s. Nice enough, but the last time I was there it was 48 dollars for a New York strip &#8211; just the steak, sides are extra.  Around here you can buy a New York strip that will make you weep with joy when you eat it at retail for 8 dollars a pound.  A 6X markup over retail is banditry.  It&#8217;s good, the food is generally cooked well, the service is ok.  But it&#8217;s not 48 dollars for a steak good.<\/p>\n<p>Or, for another example, Joseph Decuis used to be our go-to spot for celebratory dinners.  Amazing food, perfect service.  It was expensive, but you got what you paid for.  But recently Joseph Decuis seems to have returned to its roots: Pete Eschelman&#8217;s private club.  Joseph Decuis started out as the private dining room for his business.   The last few times we&#8217;ve been there it&#8217;s been like since we&#8217;re outsiders we get ignored.  Service has been indifferent.  The last time we were there we ordered, got a glass of wine, and then were ignored for 45 minutes. Literally ignored &#8211; no wait staff visited our table until I finally got up and hunted them down.  Food has been inexcusably bad.  Debbie got a piece of fish that was raw in the middle.  It seems like all attention of the kitchen and wait staff was going to groups that they knew.<\/p>\n<p>Discouraging.<\/p>\n<p>Which brings me to my happy place &#8211; Shorty&#8217;s in Garrett.<\/p>\n<p>Shorty&#8217;s is located in the heart of Garrett, just south of the train tracks.  It&#8217;s just a neighborhood place.  There&#8217;s a beautiful old bar as you walk in, and incredible pressed tin ceilings and then just some vinyl-clad booths and diner style tables.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6161\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6161\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Garrett-Indiana-Restaurant-Shorty_s.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Garrett-Indiana-Restaurant-Shorty_s-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"The Beautiful Bar\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Garrett-Indiana-Restaurant-Shorty_s-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Garrett-Indiana-Restaurant-Shorty_s-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Garrett-Indiana-Restaurant-Shorty_s.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6161\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Beautiful Bar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It&#8217;s not fancy, but the food is oh so good.  If I don&#8217;t know or trust a restaurant I order a steak cooked medium. I like my steaks medium rare, but at too many places medium rare comes out rare <a href=\"#1\">[1]<\/a>.  At Shorty&#8217;s every steak I&#8217;ve had (unlike Joseph Decuis) has come out perfectly cooked.<\/p>\n<p>Shorty&#8217;s full name is Shorty&#8217;s Steakhouse, and that&#8217;s fair, because their steaks are worth top billing.  But they run specials every weekend (they have a Facebook page you can check for the specials) and they are at once as delicious and innovative as anything anyone is doing, and still hometown.<\/p>\n<p>Debbie and I went up there last weekend for one of those specials: bluegills.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6164\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6164\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/bluegills.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/bluegills-300x165.jpg\" alt=\"Bluegills\" width=\"300\" height=\"165\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6164\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/bluegills-300x165.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/bluegills-750x410.jpg 750w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/bluegills.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6164\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Bluegills<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Debbie and I normally order different things so we can taste each others <a href=\"2\">[2]<\/a>, but when it came to bluegills we both ordered them. And like everything at Shorty&#8217;s they didn&#8217;t disappoint.  Which is saying a lot, because we take our bluegills seriously.  They were just lightly breaded, dusted I&#8217;d guess with a bit of flour, cornmeal, salt, and pepper.  And then fried until crisp outside and still tender and juicy inside.  Served with red cabbage slaw and another side of your choice.<\/p>\n<p>We got there early and by 6 pm <a href=\"3\">[3]<\/a> the place was packed.  But despite the crowd, Shorty&#8217;s was ready for it, and unlike Joseph Decuis, the service was spot-on. Every plate hit the table exactly when it should, the wait staff checked back often, and our glasses were never empty.<\/p>\n<p>Our most recent visit, and everytime we&#8217;ve been Shorty&#8217;s, was just splendid.<\/p>\n<div style=\"border-bottom:1px solid black\";margin-bottom:5px;\"><\/div>\n<p><a name=\"1\">1.<\/a>  Medium rare is warm, red, and firm in the middle, rare is cold, red, and soft.  If you want a steak warm through and get it cold, it&#8217;s just gross. It ain&#8217;t rocket science, it only takes a modicum of care and skill to get a steak cooked right.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"2\">2.<\/a> As usual, when I say &#8220;we&#8221;, I mean &#8220;me.&#8221;  I taste Debbie&#8217;s and any attempt by her to taste mine is met by growls and threatening gestures with the silverware.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"3\">3.<\/a> Here in hillbilly heaven 6 pm is late for supper.  And we have dinner at 11:30 am, in case you were wondering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t written about restaurants for a while. Honestly? 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