{"id":5902,"date":"2015-03-27T20:28:50","date_gmt":"2015-03-28T00:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=5902"},"modified":"2015-03-27T20:28:50","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T00:28:50","slug":"didnt-even-ask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=5902","title":{"rendered":"Didn&#8217;t Even Ask"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in <a href=\"#1\">[1]<\/a> Fort Wayne this week at lunchtime so I stopped at my favorite fast food chicken place, Lee&#8217;s on West State, for lunch.<\/p>\n<p>I ordered up a tasty lunch, an all-dark-meat-spicy-crispy snack with a soft drink.  When young lady behind the counter rang me up I was a little surprised that my soft drink wasn&#8217;t an extra charge with a snack.   But the world moves faster everyday, so it wasn&#8217;t much of a surprise that I wasn&#8217;t up-to-date with the intricacies of the Lee&#8217;s menu.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t much of a surprise at least until I sat down and looked at my receipt.  The sweet young lady behind the counter had given me the &#8220;senior citizen&#8217;s discount.&#8221;  A free soft drink!  <\/p>\n<p>She could&#8217;ve at least asked if I was old enough!<a href=\"#2\">[2]<\/a>  <\/p>\n<div style=\"width:100%;border: 1px solid grey; margin-bottom:5px;\"><\/div>\n<p><a name=\"1\">1. <\/a>Well, within about 5 miles of Fort Wayne, close enough for an excuse to go to Lee&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"2\">2. <\/a>I am, by 2 years.  Phbbbbt,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curmudgeon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}