{"id":5799,"date":"2015-02-07T19:00:12","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T00:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=5799"},"modified":"2015-02-07T19:00:12","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T00:00:12","slug":"im-a-lumberjack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=5799","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Lumberjack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love cutting wood.  <\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5800\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5800\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150207_144231_689.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150207_144231_689-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"The Big Load\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150207_144231_689-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150207_144231_689-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/IMG_20150207_144231_689.jpg 1306w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5800\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Big Load<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>When you get done cutting a load of firewood you sure enough know you&#8217;ve done something.  You&#8217;re soaked in sweat, despite it being winter.  Your arms ache, and if you&#8217;re an old guy like me, your back does too.  You have sawdust in your ears, and they&#8217;re ringing from the howl of the chain saw.  Your face is scratched from being tagged by branches.<\/p>\n<p>And you have a big old pickup load of wood to show for it.  Next year when that wood&#8217;s seasoned we&#8217;ll put it in the fire and enjoy it all over again.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s not a much better way to spend an afternoon than with a chainsaw<a href=\"#1\">[1]<\/a>.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><a name=\"1\">1. <\/a> And it&#8217;s even better when it&#8217;s your dad&#8217;s chainsaw and you can remember him.  Lord, could he swing an ax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love cutting wood. When you get done cutting a load of firewood you sure enough know you&#8217;ve done something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5799"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5799\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}