{"id":5571,"date":"2014-11-23T22:29:31","date_gmt":"2014-11-24T02:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=5571"},"modified":"2015-01-23T19:41:21","modified_gmt":"2015-01-24T00:41:21","slug":"o-huntertown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=5571","title":{"rendered":"O, Huntertown!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re from around here <a href=\"#1\">[1]<\/a> you&#8217;ve at least heard about Huntertown and their quixotic battle to create their very own sewage plant <a href=\"#2\">[2]<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To honor the Huntertown Town Council in perhaps one of the most bizarre wastes of the taxpayer money entrusted to public officials ever, I&#8217;ve created the following:<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-left:20%;\">\nSung to the tune of <b><u><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU\">O Canada<\/a><\/u><\/b><\/p>\n<div style=\"font-style:italic;\">\n<p>O Huntertown!<br \/>\nOur home and crazy land!<br \/>\nTrue sewage love in all thy sons demand.<\/p>\n<p>With churning bowels we see it rise,<br \/>\nThe Sewage Plant strong and free<\/p>\n<p>To spite the Fort<br \/>\nO Huntertown, we flood the Eel for thee.<\/p>\n<p>IDEM keep our town glorious and free!<\/p>\n<p>O Huntertown, we flood the Eel for thee.<\/p>\n<p>O Huntertown, we flood the Eel for thee.\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<hr>\n<p><a name=\"1\">1. <\/a>41.210688,-85.3754639<\/p>\n<p><a name=\"2\">2. <\/a>For a less musical but more factual take on this, see <b><u><a target=\"blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.journalgazette.net\/article\/20141103\/EDIT05\/311029914\">The Fort Wayne Journal Gazette<\/a><\/u><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O, Huntertown!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curmudgeon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}