{"id":5012,"date":"2014-04-19T21:08:27","date_gmt":"2014-04-20T01:08:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=5012"},"modified":"2014-04-19T21:08:27","modified_gmt":"2014-04-20T01:08:27","slug":"zoolander-and-the-ten-commandents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=5012","title":{"rendered":"Zoolander and the Ten Commandents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just hanging out, a Saturday night, watching &#8220;The Ten Commandments&#8221; on an Easter Eve.<\/p>\n<p>All of a sudden Debbie blurts out, &#8220;Zoolander.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me, startled out of my reverie, &#8220;Zoolander?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Debbie replied, &#8220;&#8216;Zoolander&#8217;, and &#8216;Coming to America&#8217;, don&#8217;t you see how derivative they are?&#8221;<a href=\"#1\">[1]<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love my Debbie. The things that she says never ceases to amaze me.<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><a name=\"1\">1.<\/a> &#8220;What???&#8221; I said.  &#8220;It&#8217;s like when you&#8217;re painting,&#8221; Debbie said, &#8220;sometimes it&#8217;s just a really pretty green.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just hanging out, a Saturday night, watching &#8220;The Ten Commandments&#8221; on an Easter Eve. All of a sudden Debbie blurts out, &#8220;Zoolander.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-skunk-hill"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}