{"id":4457,"date":"2013-12-19T19:06:31","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T23:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=4457"},"modified":"2013-12-19T19:11:09","modified_gmt":"2013-12-19T23:11:09","slug":"casting-perl-to-the-swine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=4457","title":{"rendered":"Casting Perl to the Swine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is why I hate Perl.<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin:10px; padding: 10px; background: #FFFEEB; border: 1px solid black;\">\nsub trim<br \/>\n{<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-left:20px\">\n  return undef if not @_;<br \/>\n  my @ret = map { $_ ||= &#8221;; \/^\\s*(.*?)\\s*$\/s; $1 } @_;<br \/>\n  return wantarray ? @ret : $ret[0];\n<\/div>\n<p>}\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Do you see the bug?  Nor do I.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is why I hate Perl. sub trim { return [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ill-tempered-screed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4457"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4457\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}