{"id":3544,"date":"2013-04-04T19:50:22","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T23:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=3544"},"modified":"2013-04-04T19:53:05","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T23:53:05","slug":"turkey-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=3544","title":{"rendered":"Turkey Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a flock of wild turkeys that live between my house and the home farm.  They were standing in the road this morning.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3547\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3547\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1855.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1855-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"100_1855\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3547\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1855-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1855-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1855.jpg 1288w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3547\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Approaching Turkeys<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3545\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3545\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1858.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1858-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"100_1858\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3545\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1858-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1858.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3545\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ferocious Turkeys<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3546\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3546\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1859.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1859-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"100_1859\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3546\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1859-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1859-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/100_1859.jpg 1288w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3546\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stupid Turkeys<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I could&#8217;ve smacked a turkey with my tire iron and had fresh turkey for lunch.  But I just honked my horn at them to get them to move.  That didn&#8217;t work, they just puffed up and gobbled at me.  So I just inched forward until they moved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wild (?) Turkeys<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}