{"id":246,"date":"2010-05-25T14:07:29","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T19:07:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=246"},"modified":"2010-05-25T14:07:29","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T19:07:29","slug":"chickens-on-the-porch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Chickens on the Porch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/cotp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-247\" title=\"Chickens on the Porch\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/cotp-e1274814098822.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"461\" height=\"345\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sung to the tune of\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elyrics.net\/read\/d\/doors-lyrics\/riders-on-the-storm-lyrics.html\">&#8220;Riders on the Storm&#8221;<\/a><a><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Chickens on the porch<br \/>\nChickens on the porch<br \/>\nInto this nest they&#8217;re born<br \/>\nInto this coop they&#8217;re thrown<br \/>\nLike a hen without a comb<br \/>\nA rooster all alone<br \/>\nChickens on the porch<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a chicken on the road<br \/>\nThe cars coming on are slowed<br \/>\nTake a long holiday<br \/>\nLet your chickens lay<br \/>\nIf ya give this chook a ride<br \/>\nYour eggs you will not fry<br \/>\nChicken on the road, yeah<\/p>\n<p>Girl ya gotta baste your hen<br \/>\nGirl ya gotta baste your hen<br \/>\nTake her by the hand<br \/>\nCook her in a pan<br \/>\nThe lunch on you depends<br \/>\nLeftovers never end<br \/>\nGotta baste your hen, yeah<\/p>\n<p>Cluck!<\/p>\n<p>Chickens on the porch<br \/>\nChickens on the porch<br \/>\nInto this nest they&#8217;re born<br \/>\nInto this coop they&#8217;re thrown<br \/>\nLike a hen without a comb<br \/>\nA rooster all alone<br \/>\nChickens on the porch<\/p>\n<p>Chickens on the porch<br \/>\nChickens on the porch<br \/>\nChickens on the porch<br \/>\nChickens on the porch<br \/>\nChickens on the porch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sung to the tune of\u00a0 &#8220;Riders on the Storm&#8221; Chickens [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking","category-farming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}