{"id":213,"date":"2010-05-02T12:36:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T17:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=213"},"modified":"2010-05-02T12:36:19","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T17:36:19","slug":"a-riddle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"A Riddle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when you have 2 inches of rain and also have 2 dogs?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_214\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-214\" style=\"width: 464px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Picture-003.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-214\" title=\"Wet dogs\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Picture-003.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"464\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Picture-003.jpg 464w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/Picture-003-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 464px) 100vw, 464px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-214\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">2 times 2<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when you have 2 inches of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}