{"id":1720,"date":"2011-08-29T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-29T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=1720"},"modified":"2011-08-29T12:01:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-29T16:01:00","slug":"corn-vandals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/?p=1720","title":{"rendered":"Corn Vandals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some neighborhood nitwit drove out through our corn fields and our neighbor&#8217;s corn fields on Saturday night.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1721\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1721\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/DSCN1941.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/DSCN1941-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"DSCN1941\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1721\" srcset=\"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/DSCN1941-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/DSCN1941.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1721\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Vandalized Corn<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It&#8217;s not that they just lost control of their vehicle and ended up off the road.  That would be stupid of them and annoying to me, but accidents happen.  No, they made several passes through the field, and it just evidently was so much fun they turned around and made another pass through from the other direction.<\/p>\n<p>The level of dull stupidity it takes to commit an act like that boggles my mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some neighborhood nitwit drove out through our corn fields and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-farming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chuckzumbrun.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}