If you’re from around here [1] you’ve at least heard about Huntertown and their quixotic battle to create their very own sewage plant [2].
To honor the Huntertown Town Council in perhaps one of the most bizarre wastes of the taxpayer money entrusted to public officials ever, I’ve created the following:
Sung to the tune of O Canada
O Huntertown!
Our home and crazy land!
True sewage love in all thy sons demand.
With churning bowels we see it rise,
The Sewage Plant strong and free
To spite the Fort
O Huntertown, we flood the Eel for thee.
IDEM keep our town glorious and free!
O Huntertown, we flood the Eel for thee.
O Huntertown, we flood the Eel for thee.
1. 41.210688,-85.3754639
2. For a less musical but more factual take on this, see The Fort Wayne Journal Gazette
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