Chuck Zumbrun

Tales from Skunk Hill

Yet Another Failure

My dandelion wine was marginally drinkable at best. And then today Debbie said, “have you checked your sauerkraut lately?”

We had an extra head of cabbage earlier this summer. I chopped it up and sprinkled it with salt.

Cabbage and Salt
Cabbage and Salt

Then I tamped it into a crock nice and firm.

Tamping the Kraut

It all looked really good at this point. Nice fresh crispy cabbage, shredded, salted, and packed in a crock.

Looking Good

I weighted it down with a jug filled with water and left it to ferment.

Weighted Kraut

This was about a month ago. I had checked about a week ago and it was doing good. It was starting to ferment, but it was still crisp and smelling more like cabbage than sauerkraut.

I pulled the weighted bottle out today after Debbie said something and phew! You’re lucky the Internet doesn’t include an olfactory interface. It was foul. I poked around in it for while, hoping it had just rotted a bit on top, but it was uniformly disgusting. I took it outside and even then Debbie and Paul insisted I light a candle to cover the stench.

It was an unmitigated and smelly failure. Ah well, cabbage is a fall crop too, so I can try again soon!

2 responses to “Yet Another Failure”

  1. Anne Avatar
    Anne

    I thought it was pretty much impossible to ruin sauerkraut, do you think it was too hot? too humid? not enough salt?

    1. chuck Avatar
      chuck

      My guess is it was too dry. It should’ve been juicy enough to be covered in brine, but it wasn’t. I added some water, but maybe not enough so it was exposed to air and rotted. Just guessing.

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