Chuck Zumbrun

Tales from Skunk Hill

Woe is Me

The combine flew into a million pieces at 6 pm on July 3rd with only 11 acres of wheat left to harvest.

Spider mites are eating the soybeans, so we need drench the fields with pesticides (which I’m fundamentally opposed to) that will cost 5 dollars an acre. Unless it starts raining the soybeans are going to die anyway and that will be money down the drain.

The corn crop is essentially a total loss at this point from the drought.

On the plus side the wheat we were harvesting until the combine self-destructed is the best we’ve ever raised. The bin we store wheat in is stuffed to the eaves. We’ve been hauling semi-loads to town because the bin is full. And because the grain traders in Chicago are panicking the price of wheat is through the roof. So we have lots of wheat to sell at a high price. That’s a good thing.

And we have crop insurance, so if the corn and soybean crops fail, we get an insurance payment. That’s a good thing too, but still, it’s like your house burning down. It’s nice that you have insurance and you’re not ruined, but you’re not happy about it.

3 responses to “Woe is Me”

  1. Kathy Avatar
    Kathy

    Don’t forget to send me the amount I owe you for the failed crops. That way we can avoid the middle man.

  2. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    After thinking about this for awhile I started to wonder how much fun it would really be to farm if nothing ever broke, it rained every other week and the crops yield was always at its peak. This year may be an extreme on the challenges but I don’t think you, mom or I would get the same sense of accomplishment if there was never a chance of failure or a problem that arose. However, you’re right on this year, too many variables to juggle!

  3. Missy Avatar
    Missy

    Dang. Wish it was better news. Especially since I eat roasted soy nuts and soy protein products every day. Oh, wait, I mean, I’m sorry about the bad news for you.

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